daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

by Frets & Such February 28, 2017

Saving lives on the daily

That feeling when you are so overwhelmed with joy and as if you are just saving people's lives on the daily.

Parker: This fish is about to die!

Teacher: Put it in water quick!
*Parker saves fishes life*
Parker: SAVING LIVES ON THE DAILY

by Pakashop July 30, 2013

Daily Ass Grind

The girl with the gorgeous ass as work that makes the daily grind worth it.

Oh that sweet daily ass grind just walked by, I love my job.

by mrbingo December 1, 2011

London Daily Mirror

What michaelmoore.com calls the communist toilet paper newspaper "the mirror", truly the worst newspaper ever. This is an attempt to make the sourse sound like a creditable, established paper, when in fact it is crap, and read by old people.

I really wish michael moore would bitch about america in america, rather than assuming he will be accpeted in europe, the faggot.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

Roblox Daily Bypass

Someone has to leave their mark and of course it’s L04ding_V1b3s . :)

Roblox daily bypasses is perverted af and uses you :))

by L04ding_V1b3s September 21, 2019

hitting the bong on the daily

When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.

L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?

T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.

L: damn, u a nasty bitch.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius April 11, 2011