Shift Dress

Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.

'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'

'Maybe she's born with it?'

'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.

by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010

truck in a dress

an overweight, mannish woman of any age wearing i
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.

Get a load of that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!

by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008

dressed heavy

carrying a gun, rolling strapped with a peice, having a heater in ones tuck, holding that problem solver, working with that ice machine, holding that iron

i can't get through a metal detector because i'm dressed heavy.

by T TOWN CLOWN October 7, 2007

shag dress

Dress used for shagging. Ofen made of a silky fabric very short and sexy. Basicly a wrap-around-towel like garment easy to strip off.

Woman: Im getting hot under these covers.
man: Well strip your shag dress off you fucking cow!

by Arsehead July 30, 2008

ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

dressed to the nine

When poor people put on their sunday's best from 1984, to go clubing in 2006 and work it like they are a perfect ten. Poor man's "good" clothes.

Girl 1: Hey Girl!, Look at you, all dressed to the nine!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 1: All right now!

by LynnWhittman July 13, 2006

e-dress

e-mail address, shortened in the manner of 'e-zine,''e-tail, etc.

Created 2002 by Bill Marsano, writer

She's hot. Did you get her digits and e-dress?

by Bill Marsano August 13, 2007