Calm your dick

The male version of "calm your tits".

Guy 1: OH MY GOD. I CANT STAND TODAY.

Guy 2: Dude, calm your dick.

by MoneyLady August 12, 2015

coalman

A large figured man who's appearance resembles a large tomato, he is easily offended and believes everyone is talking about him, he is not smooth with the ladies and often misses out on easy opportunities. Will brag to his friends about false events and hates to admit hes wrong. (sometimes prounounced as Coal Man).

"their were five naked girls in his pool and he didnt get any action"
"wow what a coalman move"

by fifteytwo July 17, 2017

Calmunist

A non-capitalism-supporting person who believes in living a quiet peaceful existence.

Russia is in a temperish uproar right now, so I dunno how they can call themselves "Calmunists".

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

keep calm and chive on

keep calm and chive on -

It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.

Miles- keep calm and chive on

Peter- no it keep calm and carry on

by A PersonWhoKnowWhatItRealMeans November 25, 2013

Coalminer's Lunch

A sexual or sexually educational right of passage in which an obese female pulls apart her buttocks and defecates into a male's mouth, which is pressed against the female's anus. The male proceeds to swish the turd in his mouth until it is liquified, if necessary. Subsequently, the female spreads her legs and the male mounts his lips onto the meat curtains of the female and purges the liquified load of shit into her vagina. Finally, the male punches the fat female in the stomach, precisely below the belly button, and the liquified dump squirts out of the female's vagina.

Yitzach: "I am a man! I had my first coalminer's lunch with Daniella yesterday. I shall remember that day for the rest of my life!"

Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"

Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."

by zlater237 November 12, 2009

Calmosityyy

An xbox live gears of war player who is one of the first to have an all Adobe After Effects sniper montage on youtube, using effects never seen before in a Gears of War short. One of the most known players in the community, Calmosityyy will always be a name that people wont forget.

"oh dude! that shot was as rape as Calmosityyy's."

by sniperheadshot101 March 23, 2010

Calm up

The opposite of Calm down, Calmed up, Calming up.

Will you just calm down Katrina Lynn I didnt role the truck its just in the ditch. - Katrina- Im not calmed up! calm up

by Adam Hewes November 6, 2012