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Calm your dick
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The
male
version
of "
calm your tits
".
Guy 1: OH MY
GOD
. I CANT STAND
TODAY
.
Guy 2: Dude,
calm
your dick.
Calm your dick
by
MoneyLady
August 12, 2015