Cold Cunted

The female version of being "Cock Blocked".

Man! Did you see that? That grenade just Cold Cunted the shit out of me.

by GauchoMac March 3, 2010

Cursed

Your fucked totally fucked good luck smh I even feel bad for you.

Your fucking cursed you dip shit.

by Fucking cursed February 9, 2018

Curbed

The act of passing out or zoning while under the influence of either Marijuana or Alcohol.

Looks like Caleb is Curbed for the night.

by Cleberz December 28, 2007

curved

Bisexual. Partway between straight and bent lies that curve. Not straight, not bent, curved.

"Are you straight?"
"Nup."
"Oh, are you bent then?"
"Nope, curved. Bi. Sraight as a rainbow."

by Intensity June 14, 2008

cuted

A moron's suggestion to cut something or someone.

Sgt. Ken was cuted earlier today for spamming the forums.

by Sir Grand Testicles February 5, 2005

Cunted

Australian slang for being dobbed in by another person

Teacher: "Why are you late?
Student 1: "Sorry I had to go to the toilet"
Student 2: " No you didn't I saw you on your phone down the hallway"
Student 1: "WTF you've just cunted me for no reason"

by FOLEY321 June 2, 2019

Cunted

An altered, dizzying state of mind, worse than being drunk, caused by an impossible, narcissistic, borderline personality, etc. female coworker. It's worse than being drunk as one never gets the chance to sober up due to the non-stop self serving drama emitting from this woman, commonly known as a cunt, Cuntessa or cuntface.

"Was Misty at the staff meeting?"
"Yeah, and she cunted everyone with her bullshit!"

by Jools Julie October 1, 2013