crunchy cucumber

When a girl gives you head then bites down and you shoot you're load in her mouth.

Calvin was getting the best head, then his bitch bit down and made him a crunchy cucumber!

by couch69 May 2, 2014

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hairy cucumber

A dick with hair covering a majority of the shaft and foreskin.

"Fuck him? I didn't even blow him. He had a full on hairy cucumber and I GTFO.

by bear shaver December 2, 2015

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When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing

Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up

by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018

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shriveled cucumber

When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.

Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!

by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 29, 2019

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to throw the cucumber

To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.

'What a rip off! I'm totally going to throw the cucumber on this one…'

by avalanche3 November 29, 2012

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Find the Sea Cucumber

When two morally obese men share a bubble bath, they engage in a contest to see who can find each others penis' first.

Joel: Hey Ben, lets go find the sea cucumber!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!

by Sanjiia November 11, 2009

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