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Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher
by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011
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Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.
When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.
by mojoroach June 16, 2011
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numbers cruncher

a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.
numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?
by boogerpizzas June 15, 2013
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pie cruncher

A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.
"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"
by Chow Chomper October 1, 2015
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credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own
John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher
by Hellyp October 5, 2015
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Pussy Cruncher

When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.
Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!
by Cara Guilfoyle May 27, 2018
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Gravel Cruncher

Gravel Cruncher - someone who has horribly crooked teeth and doesn't care to fix them. Someone who smokes crack excessively, as a result loses teeth Can also be considered a "gravel cruncher".
I would hook up with dude, if his teeth weren't fighting for position in his mouth. What a gravel cruncher!
by BotanWuuut June 4, 2018
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