crammy

a boner

whoa..
you just gave me a crammy!

by tdwpchiodos March 2, 2009

Crummed

Receiving a large assignment from a colleague after 12:00pm on a Friday that ruins your weekend.

Allan was scheduled to meet some chicks at the local speak easy after work but he got crummed by that bitch in the corner office.

by Mike Honcho's Dad July 29, 2013

crammers

Noun. A unit of measurement weighing approximately 16 stone.

He weighs 4/5 of a Crammers.

by gimbol November 10, 2013

Crum

When you cum and shit crowns your asshole at the same time.

"Man, I wanna finish jacking off but I gotta shit. Oh god, I just crummed.

by Damn, that Dakota killed shrek November 6, 2018

Crumbfuck

n.,v. An act of anal-intercourse with someone who has not wiped their ass properly, thus forming a crusty brown layer over their anus, which crumbles with each thrust.

n. "The old homeless man was a good crumbfuck"

v. "I will crumbfuck my little brother tonight."

by Benjamin Liu November 26, 2003

Crummed

When someone steals loyalty points from you.

I paid for everyone's breakfast and he crummed my loyalty points off me!

by Jupback July 8, 2020

cramminspam

the state of realizing your screwed while studying for exams

state of realizing you've just spent all your money on stuffed bunnies who will come alive and eat your brains

sonova.....i justed cramminspammed....

by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004