Tom Cruise

Fag scientologist, who jumps on couches, and can't make fun of his religion. he is a horrible actor and the only good movies he has been in is War of the Worlds and Mission Impossible 1, he needs to loosen up and understand that aliens are not controlling us...........god is

Tom Cruise is a homo

by 73849 April 30, 2006

tom cruise

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock

*insert anything tom cruise has said in the past 9 months here*

by Odium43 May 28, 2006

cruise

1. to follow through with plans that were made with friends; come through
2. to go to a place or event; to make an appearance

1. "All of our friends are going to the beach today, so you should cruise!"
2. "Cruise this party! There are so many people here, you'll have fun."

by SoCal vibes March 21, 2017

tom cruised

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007

Chevrolet Cruze

A brand new compact sedan made by the Chevrolet division of General Motors, designed for MY 2011. It really makes up for the shittard Chevy Cobalt, which had a crappy interior. Similar to the Cobalt, the Cruze gets 36 mpg highway, a lot like the Cobalt's 37. Originally it was also the Holden Cruze sold in Australia and Asia, but imported into the United States in 2010.

Impressive! The Chevrolet Cruze in one sexy car, getting SO much mpg on the highway!!

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

tom cruise

A threat to couches around America.

Tom Cruise has a happy smile.

by sukebe December 1, 2006

Jew Cruisers

Leather sandals that are worn by men. They are flat birkenstock type with cork footbed. Can be work with or without socks.

Timmy was decked out on the way to the Georgia Bulldog game. He had his Budweiser hat and Jew Cruisers and was ready to roll.

by d-hut April 26, 2008