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Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
by CountSwagula July 16, 2024
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Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.
"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"
by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024
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Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010
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Ice crunching

"You see that girl? We were *ice crunching* all day long."
by Footlover41 February 16, 2023
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Coochie Crunching

When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation
Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching
by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023
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Coaching

Person 1: Wubu2?
Person 2: Nm Coaching
by Ysabelliaer June 17, 2007
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