Crocs

A weird show that kids mostly wear but it looks weird on people older than 13.

Uhhh I can't stand crocs on teenagers, it's too weird.

by Blueydog August 13, 2023

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

by BidnetMane August 4, 2022

Grampas Gucci Crocs

When an elderly male wears some sick crocs from Gucci.

Grampas gucci crocs are looking snazzy tonight

by Grampas Gucci flip flops January 7, 2019

Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

croc sock

When you are really high and you send your contacts selfies you are sending "croc socks"

Person 1: Bruh I'm sending this guy a croc sock!
Person 2: Send it to me bruh!

by Jestering pester August 17, 2017

Crocs

Crocs…. I need them, everyone wants them. You ever bought any? You haven’t go to Amazon eBay anywhere just by Crocs. DO NOT GO TO WALMART FOR CROCS. I REPEAT D O. N O T. G O. T O. W A L M A R T. F O R C R O C S

Hey I just got some CROCS!
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*

by I_CREATED_CROCS<3 April 23, 2022

sloppy croc

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017