celldomy

When your cellular provider forces you into an additional contract extension when upgrading to a newer model phone or to replace your damaged phone.

My cell phone company wants to celldomy me up the ass for an extra two year contract just to replace my cracked phone!

by samgolf June 25, 2012

cellbar gripper

the unfortunate victim of some vigorous prison buttslam

Guard: That new fish in block C is a real cellbar gripper.

Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.

Guard: His cellmate will love that

by Lecherous Cretin July 5, 2012

cellaholic

Term used to describe someone who is constantly on their cellphone.

I wish Consandra would put that damn cell phone down and get some work done. The bosses must know she's a cellaholic.

by subicwarrior October 15, 2013

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.

After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.

by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

caellan

A man who can be cold hearted but Is actually the silent strong type and or may be the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.

Caellan is a cool dude.

Or Caellan is Hitler.

by You now that boy March 17, 2018

caellum

Caellum is a tall boi who is really cute. He gives the best hugs and is caring. He has a great sense of humour and super sarcastic but not enough to be rude. He has an awesome music taste and has really good production skills. He is very loyal and cares for his friends a lot. He also lowkey has a soft boi side. If you ever meet a Caellum then keep him because he’ll make your life so much fun.

Hey that guy is super cute and tall

Damn that must be a Caellum

by caellum lover #3 March 29, 2019

cell block spinner

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.

Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.

by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019