bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010

crapster

a replacement for oh snap, crap, shit. Showing disappointment (1), forgetfullness (2), other?(3)

(1) Crapster I got a C on the science test.
(2) I forgot my homework crapsterz*.
(3) crapsterz* (randomness!)

*Crapster and Crapsterz is the same word, except for the added z at the end. Pronounced Crap-ster-z.

by Coach is to dye for! December 5, 2005

crant

the act of being and idiot/complete horseshit, or being named zac thats

have you seen barbarians? its awesome

by woot!@Crant! March 9, 2005

Cranston

A hot girl who plays video games naked

'DAYUM! that girl is a cranston!'

' ARGH NERD!' ' NO NO WAIT, she is a cranston...' ' Oh... DAYUM'

'I nailed a cranston last night'

by DingDongHam November 15, 2011

Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI

Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016

cranktown

Cranktown-
The place that you go when you're down and low cuz you can't get a blow cuz you don't have a ho so you jerk it ( masterbation )

Cranktown-
God damn I look sexy right now time to go to cranktown

by little joey fletcher October 27, 2015

Crunsty

Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Gaelic 'maclaughlin'; akin to crystals, flakes, hardened butter

1. having a deposit of dried secretions or exudate ; especially : fragment, particle, scrap, chunk
2. a general feeling of ill-being, the doldrums

1. "It's so crunsty in this bed!"

2. Oh hello, how are you feeling today honey?
"Well you know, I'm feeling kind of crunsty."

by The Math Debater April 1, 2009