Ass-Clenching Cold

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

*disturbing coughing noise*

Sometimes expressed in text as "HGGGGHGHHGHGHG", irl this sound communicates that the person is dying, inside or outside.

-hey so I found something in your room..
-*disturbing coughing noise*

by Hoooo Boy April 17, 2019

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

What’s Crunchin’

An alternative to “what’s poppin,” “what’s brackin,” etc.

“What’s crunchin’ boys🥶😂💯😈❗️🤝”

by Chad Scales November 18, 2020

coaching

the act of cajoling/coaxing someone into giving oral. Can be performed by either male or female.

If Ryan didn't utilize his coaching abilities, there was no way that he was going to get dome from Elise.

by Justin Hamilton June 19, 2006

crouching wear

When somebody/something is "sexy" then it is crouching wear. It is used as a secretive way of saying sombody is nice looking without being obvious.

(whilst pointing at a girl) Crouching Wear!

Green goo... Crouching Wear!

by makit May 13, 2005

Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008