cougar class
When a cougar picks up and has sex with a young and inexperienced male who learns a lot from the the encounter
cougar class by Niles Wilde July 30, 2010
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cougar tan
Function: noun
1 : the dark, leather-like quality of the chest/neck area of older woman who tan entirely too much
2 : the kind of tan you get when you accidentally get too much sun ONLY on your cleavage (as farmer tan is for arms-only tans)
1 : the dark, leather-like quality of the chest/neck area of older woman who tan entirely too much
2 : the kind of tan you get when you accidentally get too much sun ONLY on your cleavage (as farmer tan is for arms-only tans)
Q: Hey sis, why is your chest so... uh... dark?
A: I was out working in the yard, but I had a long-sleeve v-neck on, so I ended up with a cougar tan.
A: I was out working in the yard, but I had a long-sleeve v-neck on, so I ended up with a cougar tan.
cougar tan by Nips Ahoy March 30, 2010
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cougar • cougar bait • Cougar Cub • cougar crush • cougared • cougar den • cougar hawk • cougar hunter • cougar's life • Cougarlife
cougar hawk
A gentleman of any age who preys on cougars. This gentleman is very knowledgeable in the ways of the cougar and is an expert at looking like prey while actually being the predator. He often uses this insight to work the cougar while working other ladies or multiple packs of cougars at the same time. This is usually accomplished though intermittent flirting throughout the evening. The cougar hawk is not to be confused with a guy wearing mirrored shades and a Hustler jacket hitting on everything in the room.
The cougar hawk is a gentleman first. A master of etiquette. He will never cock block one of his party for his own gains. He knows cougars hunt in packs when you see one there are many. The best cougar hawks approach a bar like a puzzle or riddle. The size up all prospective action upon entering and allot enough time to each candidate to maximize his efficiency. A cougar hawk is an asset in any band of merry men.
The cougar hawk is a gentleman first. A master of etiquette. He will never cock block one of his party for his own gains. He knows cougars hunt in packs when you see one there are many. The best cougar hawks approach a bar like a puzzle or riddle. The size up all prospective action upon entering and allot enough time to each candidate to maximize his efficiency. A cougar hawk is an asset in any band of merry men.
“Careful bud or that cougar is going to maul you.” Don’t you worry boys, I am a wise man when is comes to the ways of the cougar. In 12 hours she will be making me breakfast. Do you all want breakfast? I can have her call some friends?”
“Hey man I don’t know if things are going to work out with these chicks. She just figured out she knows me but cant remember I used to date her sister”. “That’s ok man I’ve been been making eyes at these ladies at the end of the bar and Jay is on his way. Jay is a real cougar hawk I’ve seen him line up three groups of chicks and take two of them with him.
“Hey man I don’t know if things are going to work out with these chicks. She just figured out she knows me but cant remember I used to date her sister”. “That’s ok man I’ve been been making eyes at these ladies at the end of the bar and Jay is on his way. Jay is a real cougar hawk I’ve seen him line up three groups of chicks and take two of them with him.
cougar hawk by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007
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Cougar-groom
Cougar-groom - The act of a young man that act's naive to an older women so she assumes he is sweet an innocent to trick her in to bed
Cougar-groom - A man say's to an older woman "I don't really understand woman and I'm a virgin", older woman says "you poor love, you are so sweet an innocent". Young man rubs his hands together as he knows he is in for some action!
Cougar-groom by Mmatti0 June 4, 2011
cougar bait
A gentleman usually 21 or older (19 and up in Canada) that is in a bar enjoying his alcoholic beverage of choice that is being hit on by a woman typically 35 and up that may or may not have a few kids and some extra baggage.
cougar bait by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006
cougar chaser
A young man, usually in his early twenties, who actively pursues single women in their upper thirties or forties. The cougar chaser is unlike the cougar prey in that he chooses to engage these more refined older ladies and may even bring them back to his place, avoiding the cougar den altogether.
cougar chaser by rmsw March 25, 2010