Dane Cook

Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.

Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????

Idiot Cook Fan: LOL! Dane Cook is da maed da funn ees !
Person with an IQ of 10: Do you own a gun?

by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2007

dane cook

A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

by SeanMurface April 26, 2006

kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is not remotely funny, yet his extreme body language appeals to a surprisingly large audience. He is obnoxious and unable to string together logical bits of humor. A man of Italian-Irish heritage, somehow Cook was selected to host Saturday Night Live (2005) and was given a Comedy Central Special (2000).

I can recall being in a room full of people rolling over laughing as Dane Cook pretended to be a spitting alien.

by Adam Foster July 29, 2008

cockdrop

This is an act of malicious violence which the Japanese first invented and called " oo-cockeh-dropeh-wah! "
The act consisted of men whipping there genitals out, taking a running jump to their oponent, aiming there penis's at there faces and plummetting them to the ground. Slowly stabbing them with their cocks, leaving the enemy in sheer terror and pain.

Whilst going into battle

" YOU HAVE DISHONEST THE HOUSE OF YEN I MUST COCKEHDROPEH YOU.. WAH!! "

by Sway & Simmo December 7, 2004

Cook a cat

A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.

Talking to yourself:

Oh, cook a cat...

by James Christ August 15, 2004

I'd cook

To cook, meaning the penis being inserted to ones vagina for a considerable amount of time.

Georgie: Woah, look at him.
Alice: Phwooar, i'd cook!

by -sophyy March 29, 2008