Consciosexual

A person who has matured more on account of his exposure to real-life situations that the shelter of his familyv and kin. Under social, career and psychological circumstances, the orientation of such an individual is 'play ball' in his clique, but he upholds himself from what he feels is nefarious and unbecoming of him.

The new age kid on the block is an example of consciosexual

by TrendSpotter January 22, 2006

cones

a woman’s breast ( slang ) (usually used in the plural)

That bitch Pamela shur got some big fake cones.

by Tyler Durden June 28, 2003

cants

1. A hybrid of someone who is a cunt but is also a cool cat. Often said with an emphasised Australian accept so as to confuse the listener.
2. To not be able to achieve something. Often used by the great animated fictional guitarists Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth from the Death Metal Super Boy Band 'Metalocalypse'. Often used to make humour out of Scandinavian accents. In fact, one should add an s to every word to create extra humour of a person with a scandinavian accent. Your mockery of their struggled pronunciation of english will be culturally appreciated as it is a form of correction.

1: Me "Sometimes I like to wind grammer natzis up just for the hell of it. Especially when I call them a grammer natzi. That works well.what jobs you got lined up to interview for?"

Girl: "Haha jesus was a grammar nazi for a costume party we had. that was pretty great watching people get absolutely offended by that.
Teaching jobs, yo.
Also the school that i was HOPING to hear back from? your friends? never responded! bastards!"

Me: "Cants.
You'll have to go in there and meet with them personally.
You should spell it grammer natzi. It's good bait."

Girl: "oh it sure is
Cants?"

2: "I cants gets to plays the granpas guitars nos more!"
or "Is you cants be the leads guitarist Toki, I ams".

by Lolly Scramble August 20, 2013

Conscientious stupidity

Doing something stupid while trying to do something good for the planet and society.

The woman demonstrated conscientious stupidity when she finished using the toilet and let the contents "mellow", cognizant of the drought. She then dropped her glasses in the toilet.

by bhoughto October 11, 2014

Colts

A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.

In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Colts fans are white.

by BennyG93 January 26, 2010

Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

by Acksull April 22, 2011

indystar colts forum

A place where New England Patriots haters assemble to discuss topics such as "Manning vs. Brady", "Report on Addai", and "We're going to lose to the FREAKIN' Patriots". Must be obsessed with Patriots fans in order to join.

Colts fan 1 "Its a good thing we won last year"

Colts fan 2 "Why is that?"

Colts fan 1 "Because according to the Indystar Colts Forum, the Patriots have signed Randy Moss and Adalius Thomas"

Colts fan 2 ~craps pants~

by greatfallsmontana January 1, 2009