condraception

when he says you wont get pregnant standing up....

'he was using condraception - he told her he was sterile, just look at the size of her now!'

by PGTips April 26, 2006

Contract Dropped

v. The act of ending a romantic relationship with a girlfriend, boyfriend, or prospect.

"Yo Mike, you still seeing that hoochie you met at the club last weekend?"

"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."

by Bodafugachi January 23, 2009

Cartrance

The trance that a toddler enters into just before falling asleep in their carseat.

I waved a cracker in front of her nose and got no response, she's cartranced.

by wordaholic July 26, 2010

Contracontarded

A word used to offend people who use the word contarded, because people who use the word contarded obviously do not know that it also offends the person saying the word. Therefore, to point out the user's mistake you use contracontarded to cause confusion, sadness, anger, seizures and at times excessive diarrhea. People who use the word contarded only use it to make people with mental retardation feel even more mentally retarded. So please if you hear a person use the word contarded point out their mistake and call them contracontarded and maybe even cause them to have a seizure.

Kathy: Chris, you do know that what you just said is contarded right?

Chris: You are contracontarded, did you know that ...

Kathy: WHAT? (while having seizure)

Chris: (walks away)

by KATHERINEVARGAS March 9, 2011

contracommute

Travelling in the opposite direction to peak hour traffic

I live in the centre of the city so I contracommute to work every day.

by christhewalkingdictionary August 22, 2011

Constance'd

An emotional psych which is expressed physically with the intent of casing the receiving party tremendous amounts of grief.

In the episode "Smoldering Children" of American Horror Story the character Constance is visiting another character Larry who went to prison for life for a crime he didn't commit in order to protect Constance.
During their conversation Larry says to her "I can take it, I can endure it all as long as you say those words,"
as he places his hand upon the glass barrier separating them. He continues with "I know you loved me once Constance just say it, and I can face whatever may come." Constance raises her hand appearing as though she will press it upon the glass, however she allows it to hover in the air for a moment before retracting it and proceeding to leave him heartbroken or Constance'd.

by Fulminated Silver October 2, 2013

Contorange

If Donald Trump was a contortionist.

Trump is such a contortionist. He also is orange. He’s a contorange.

by blackwidowrevival December 26, 2017