john colditz

a man of integrity....a man who's moral could not be broken... a mystery to some and yet a super nova to many.

An amazing person with a heart made of gold. Has a great smile and a personality to die for :-)

john colditz

by likes you November 22, 2011

Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.

Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.

by Urban Defines July 9, 2017

condimensation

The little bit of water found in the top of condiments: mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise. mmmm

condiments + condensation = condimesation

"Unless you don't shake the condimensation out of this mustard, your sandwich is sure to get damp"

-A friend

by pseudotreetrunk August 17, 2011

near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.

One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...

by Mohanchous January 11, 2008

Codith

the most awesomest person in the world.

Codith is my bestest friend

by Kellie Jyl December 10, 2008

Condi Rice

Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.

Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.

David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.

by Jasper John December 14, 2008

Air Conditioner

the sexual act when a man goes down on a woman after eating a popsicle or something else frozen on a hot summers day.

Guy: "Hey dude, I gave that chick an air conditioner this afternoon:
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"

by BILLYandKAILA May 5, 2011