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Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.
Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!
by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010
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Coconut Special

A smoking method performed by poverty-stricken reefer addicts. They exhale their smoke into a coconut and seal it. Later they break the seal and inhale the stale smoke. To use this method is the be "on the nut."
Pothead 1: Shit man, I'm almost outta weed...

Pothead 2: Don't worry bro, I'll make us a coconut special so we can get zooted later!
by captain_zeus January 12, 2012
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Coconunt

This word is meant to describe both female and male drivers, or individuals in general who display behaviors that would suggest they have a large coconut crammed up their vagina or mangina. Similar to douchebag and bitch. Derived from cunt and can be used in stay of, if one wishes to be less obscene.
(To woman going slow down the street using a blinker, but no intentions of turning or moving over.) "Get out of my way already you Coconunt!"
by Bueckstabue March 16, 2012
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Commonsensualist

One who lives ones/it's life based on the laws of common sense.
"LaValle is definitely a Commonsensualist! He seems to rarely make the same mistake twice. I guess common sense would tell you not to try something 'that way' a second time. And he seems to be good at figuring things out as well..."
by The Commonsensualist October 25, 2011
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common girl

A regular girl. / A simple girl.
For example,: The girl I like is just a common girl.
by #TM December 14, 2015
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common-sensically challenged

The lack or absence there of common sense or logic; allowing the development of stupidity, idiocy, and personification of utter ignorance.
Jim is common-sensically challenged, this was evident to his friends and family after he tried kissing a wild grizzly bear naked.
by neonfox April 11, 2017
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Coconut-head

Someone who is a bit slower than the average human due to too many coconuts to the head.
Wow Maggie sure is a coconut-head, some things never change.
by Wpkjs November 12, 2017
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