Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.
Brad: Sounds comatastic.
Brad: Sounds comatastic.
by Popski December 7, 2006
Get the comatastic mug.-noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various people of the United States determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that those living on a coast is superior to others, specifically middle America.
2. hatred or intolerance of people from middle America.
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various people of the United States determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that those living on a coast is superior to others, specifically middle America.
2. hatred or intolerance of people from middle America.
by D-Rock in SD January 25, 2008
Get the coastist mug.Related Words
Comast
• comasturbation
• comasturbatory
• Comcast
• Comas
• comcastic
• coaster
• coast guard
• Coastie
• Coasting
BRO 1 "I went on Scream, and the drop gave me such a coastergasm."
BRO 2 "I almost exploded from that coastergasm."
BRO 2 "I almost exploded from that coastergasm."
by JDJakieD July 22, 2012
Get the coastergasm mug.How I feel as a technician who serves Comcast customers after reading alternate definitions of "comcastic".
Hey, you know what makes me feel like a total prick? the fact the word comcastic is in any way associated with me. Isn't that just fucking comcastic?
by plzdonmakemeh8myself_anymore September 2, 2012
Get the Comcastic mug.Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.
Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...
by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012
Get the Coast Guarding mug.Comcasting is actually a sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
The tyrannical CEO of Comcast paradoxically enjoyed being comcasted as he was usually the one comcasting everyone else.
by DCVulcan3 January 3, 2016
Get the comcasting mug.The worst ISP in the united states. They are one of the many companies that do not give two fucks about what you want. You pay for high-speed internet. they give you the wrong speed, when questioned they say it was just a goof.
Me: Why the fuck is my internet so slow?
Comcast: because half of the speed you pay for is lost on its way to your house
Me: That's bullshit, that doesn't even make logical sense!
Comcast: it's because we are Comcast. We don't give a fuck about what you paid for you useless cunt faggot ass bitch.
Comcast: because half of the speed you pay for is lost on its way to your house
Me: That's bullshit, that doesn't even make logical sense!
Comcast: it's because we are Comcast. We don't give a fuck about what you paid for you useless cunt faggot ass bitch.
by DickwadCumberpatch August 25, 2016
Get the Comcast mug.