this is caused by an overdose of stripper attention. When a man passes out from too much attention of strippers and as of consequence, he wakes up with a full erection.
by Geek_god_101 February 17, 2013
Get the stripper coma mug.The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.
Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
by SFygmnt March 14, 2014
Get the reading coma mug.When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.
"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"
by 5ghayter January 13, 2015
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A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”
by charisel December 11, 2013
Get the Mumford Coma mug.The episode of postprandial hypoglycemia associated with the consumption of a stack of pancakes with syrup. It is usually associated with extreme fatigue and sometimes with headaches, anxiety, and trouble making decisions. Simply putting butter and spreading it over pancakes can help prevent the symptoms of pancake coma. Eating dried fruit and drinking soda can help one recover.
Tom: "Yo James, wanna go play Battlefield 1 Beta?"
James: "Nah dude, I just ate breakfast with John at Denny's and I have a heavy case of pancake coma."
James: "Nah dude, I just ate breakfast with John at Denny's and I have a heavy case of pancake coma."
by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016
Get the Pancake Coma mug.When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.
Antonym: Single's Stamina
Antonym: Single's Stamina
Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!
by rabbit4 May 22, 2018
Get the couple's coma mug.The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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