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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.
Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.
by ListentoLia February 24, 2024
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colonial times

A hairstyle in which your hair is in a low ponytail. Just like how they wore it in colonial times.
I love having my hair in the colonial times!
by urmom69696969696969 February 27, 2024
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Colonized

When a white guy fucks and impregnate a desi girl of Pakistani, Indian or Bangladeshi origin
Sana was colonized by Kevin in college dorm
by hhhuubbbuub April 29, 2024
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Colonial Fetish

A specific subdivision of white fever or other racial fetishes. They don't just want ANY person of that race, even if they're objectively better looking, they only and exclusively want someone from the exact same countries that oppressed their ancestors. It's like a kind of sexual revenge. This is most common with Indian women after English D or Jewish women who crave Germans. It's a very Stamp on me Daddy kinda creepy. Verify a woman with a fetish doesn't have this. She might just be using you for your sperm and expecting you to foot the bills, unlike all the IVF costs of using a proper sperm bank, which her family would never allow to save face.
"Our third cousin Sangita got married last week."
"To who?"
"Some bland, chubby, short white guy, according to her socials."
"Ew, why?"
"Colonial fetish, she insisted he must be English according to family."
"That's gonna end badly."
"Yeah, she probably needs some therapy."
"Why did he marry her?"
"He thinks he can rescue her, from her own culture. She called our men abusive."
"That's definitely gonna end badly. Our men aren't like, terrible, she's just too picky."
"Doesn't every colonial fetish end badly?"
"True. I give it a few years."
"Same. She just wants a kid out of him but he has no idea."
"Let's stay out of it."
"Agreed."
by paint88 June 30, 2024
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Colonize

"I'm gonna colonize this chair"
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024
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Colonizing It

The act of sticking a shank in your penis and stroking it
"I'm colonizing it, Stan!!! I'm colonizing it!!"
by muttburgers May 6, 2025
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Colonizing It

The act of sticking a shank into your penis (see 'Sounding') and stroking it.
"I'm colonizing it, Stan. I'm colonizing it!!!"
by muttburgers May 6, 2025
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