gd colon

The Geometry dash youtuber GD Colon.Who makes really original videos.

And also kinda animates?I reccomend you to subscribble to MCColon.

P1:Hey dude have you watched GD Colon?

P2:What the fu

by Swampfy November 16, 2019

Michael Colon

the weird kid that wears a beanie and hoodie and licks his toilet

Watch out for michael colon he goes in anyone’s bathroom and starts licking their toilet

by xoxo bb lightskin May 10, 2020

Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate

"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon

by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018

explosive colon

the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure

One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.

by Awesome dude December 23, 2003

bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

d colon

D:

Racism is evil. d colon!

by dcolonization May 6, 2022

Semi-Colon Cancer

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.

by Whitem@il January 6, 2011