cohoozeled

When someone is tricked into something they dont want to do

Oh crap he cohoozeled me into doing this!

by wat the micah? May 31, 2011

cohootian

Noun:
a)Cohootian- someone who assists in a plot/someone who helps someone commit a crime.
b)Cohootian- someone who collaborates with an enemy occupying force/someone who betrays his country by committing treason.
c)Cohootian- an associate in an activity or endeavor or sphere of common interests.

synonyms: collaborator, partner in crime, accessory, quisling.

the girl who committed the crime had a cohootian waiting in the get away car.

by mmarie June 19, 2012

Calhouned

The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.

Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned

by molinerat December 28, 2013

Collosing

A portmanteau of "losing" and "colluding." The term is used when individuals collude to win a game but manage to lose it.

I can't believe you are collosing in fantasy football after you got Adrian Peterson and Jimmy Graham for Jonathan Stewart and Billy Cundiff!

by JoeMoney January 23, 2014

Colloqluilisfuck

An alternate form of the word colloquialism that is spoken by people who are physically unable to pronounce the word colloquialism.

Guy: Hey, try saying colloquialism.
Girl: What?
Guy: Colloquialism!
Girl: ... Colloq.....colloqel... colloqluilisfuck.

by Skyraevre January 25, 2015

colloquiophile

n. one who loves or appreciates slang. derivatives: colloquiophilic, colloquiophily, etc.

John is a colloquiophile?

Certainly. John has just now gone to meet his friends at the British Association of Colloquiophilic Pederasts.

by R-Bob McStruthers December 9, 2016

Cohoner

Cohoner: - title- verb = cohoning: the act to remind a bro that he has balls and should accept all the Shit his chick does just out of love.

"yo man my gf got mad at me and slapped me, should I apologize? I mean I was breathing to loud" : the bro
"man don't you dare apologize, you didn't do Shit wrong. Like deadass. Make her ass apologize to you":the Cohoner

"man should I take my girlfriend to London? ":the bro
" didn't she just pick a fight with you? Wait better yet, does she deserve it? " the Cohoner

by Mr.lies January 1, 2017