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cold day in hell

(n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly.
It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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Cold shower

When a male or female is horny.

Take this and you’ll get rid of it.
Girl one: did you see what John did.
Girl two:yeah now I need to take a cold shower.
by Mynameischakaoofka February 28, 2019
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Cold Water Extraction

A Cold Water Extraction, or CWE for short, is primarily used to separate tylenol from opiate-based pain-relievers because tylenol is known to be damaging to the liver in large doses, so CWE's are what you use when your doctor is a complete asshole and prescribes you weak pain medication. Opiates dissolve readily in cold water, while tylenol seeps to the bottom.

The CWE process goes as follows:

1. Crush up said pills (Vicodin, Percocets, etc.) into as fine of a powder as possible. You should be doing one CWE for no more than five pills at once.

2. Take about 150mL of water and bring it to a warm temperature--make sure it is not hot or the opiate will be destroyed and your efforts compromised. You should be able to stuck your finger in the water and hold it there comfortably. Think of about the same temperature as a heated pool.

3. Mix the powder in with the warm water and stir.

4. Put the glass in the freezer and let it chill for about 30 minutes.

5. Take it out and filter the water through a coffee filter into an empty glass. What you see in the bottom of the first glass in the freezer when you first take it out is the APAP. If you're doing a CWE, you don't want that, so filter through a coffee filter. Pour carefully and slowly. Make sure you have the coffee filter secured.

6. Lastly, to speed up the process, gently squeeze the coffee filter to empty any remaining water into the glass.

And you're done. The result is a slightly cloudy mixture, but will taste bitter.
Perform a Cold Water Extraction on that shit bro.
by tylerdurden89 March 15, 2011
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cold dick

To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a penis.
When he left the room I took out my cock and cold dicked his coffee, sandwhich, and keyboard.
by The Mighty Mighty Justone July 28, 2006
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Cold Can

Verb. To apply a cold can (usually of beer) to the back of the neck of someone else.
Damnit Bill! I told you to stop cold canning me!
by TangClock July 26, 2009
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Cold Piece

Used to describe a person or thing that's amazing or sneaky.
You managed to have all your friends and enemies in one room with no problems, You're a Cold Piece of work.
by Jaye_$upreme June 13, 2017
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cold lampin

Synonymous with lampin. Layin' low, chillin' in the crib, not doing much of anything.
"...I'm lampin, I'm lampin, I'm cold cold lampin'" -Flavor Flav
by the snazz April 15, 2004
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