Boss Cocked

The act of rick rolling someone with the short clip of Bruce Springsteen sliding on his knees and crashing his cock and balls into a video camera as seen during super bowl 42's half-time show.

Oh man Chris totally Boss Cocked me with that link.

by Chris Rhoads February 4, 2009

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008

cocker bloquer

verb or noun. pronounced cockay blockay, this is "French" for cock block.
Usually used when someone near by is cock blocking or being a cock block. Due to the fact that a loud uttering of the word cock usually attracts attention, this "French" word is more discrete, and is less likely to offend the person being a cock block.
Can be used in other situations.
Sounds ridiculously stupid to people who don't take French. And to people who do.

I would've come over to talk to you, but i didn't want to cocker bloquer.

by vivelerockk07 April 6, 2008

Flat Cocker

another word used for lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke female that does not like penis

Sara and Catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

Half-Cocked

A Half Erected penis

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban

by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004

Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.

Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"

by saralli February 6, 2010

cockels

ball, nuts, testies ect... except cockels includes the cock, dick ect...

dude did you hear jerry had testicular cancer!!any ways he got his cockels cut off so now he uses a dildo with a hole and he has rubber balls.

by william wissian April 1, 2008