Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

by Halfbreed Hammer November 10, 2015

Yenta Claus

I have a secret; her name is Yenta Claus. My secret brings me toys just like Santa Claus, just different. See, she is Jewish and no one else in the whole wide world knows about her because she is a secret.

I asked Yenta Claus for a new brother.

by Hanna_97 September 14, 2006

claustrophobia

An abnormal fear of being in narrow or enclosed spaces.

he's afraid of being closed in closets

by mei May 5, 2005

F Cluster Bomb

When one or more people repeatedly drop f-bombs.

The movie is rated R because it's one big f cluster bomb.

by ookami80 March 7, 2009

Asian Propensity to Cluster

The Asian Propensity to Cluster (APC) refers to the tendency for people of Asian descent to gather in large groups. This is particularly true for Asians experiencing a move to a new social setting, such as college or high school.

Yeah, the Asian Propensity to Cluster is always in full effect at freshman orientation.

by shakeybob December 17, 2010

cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.

Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

cluster fuck

Military origin, but in general usage.

A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

Don't let Jon touch that computer, he's a walking Charlie Foxtrot.

by CF May 1, 2003