Telly Clapper

Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.

Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?

‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’

‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’

by BW_ January 7, 2026

like the clappers

Hummin' along

Darryl was driving his Swift he was going like the clappers
Good one Darryl 👍🏽

by Terry222 July 31, 2017

Kole is a big clapper

What you say to a person name Kole who claps big and has "the clap"

Kole is a big clapper.

by Therealdeffitionmaker123456789 October 15, 2018

British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back

Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Walter Booty Clapper

someone who will molest you with a three thousand foot poll that come out from in between someones legs
and they will clap your booty all night long

Lucas is a real Walter Booty Clapper

by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022

Spray paint the Clapper

When one male ejaculates on the scrotum of another male.

Wyatt loves to spray paint the clapper. Hoooe Yeah

by Legolark May 4, 2023

certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023