cowardenates

Da GPS-locale numerals of where yer spineless probation-officer is at da moment.

I get time off my parole for always showing up promptly at my weekly progress-check-in meetings, so I always call an hour beforehand to ask my wimpy-a**ed case-worker for his present cowardenates, since many times HE forgets about da "where, when, and what" regarding da stuff dat HE'S supposed to be doing, and so I MYSELF am often obliged to remind HIM of our scheduled appointments, and then go rushing all around da county to link up wif him so dat we can go over my past week's life-improvement activities and he can sign off on my paperwork!

by QuacksO February 24, 2023

Croward

someone who only does things in crowds because they're a coward

Jeff always needs at least four people with him at all times. What a croward.

by Yuhhhhh6125 November 17, 2022

Coward

A member of the Uvalde, TX Police Department.

Not only did he not even try to stop the mass murder of children, he used violence against parents for attempting to save their own kids themselves. He was a member of the Uvalde, TX Police Department; a coward.

by taxationisdefinitelytheft June 30, 2023

coward drugs

Any anti-anxiety medication. Those meds are for the weak.

Brandy was nervous and anxious about many things. She was brave, rational, and faced her fears with reason. Not coward drugs.

by von groovy July 17, 2024

Coward Sauce

A sauce made from the emulsified bodies of deceased cowards.

Please pass the coward sauce. I’m SO DAMNED HUNGRY!!!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

coward

to move in the direction of a cow.

“where are you going?”

“coward.”

“what??”

“I’m going towards that cow. I’m going coward.”

by the_ball_fondler_2000 November 8, 2023

coward

someone afraid of everything, those who lack courage.

salar is such a coward!

by ex0021 December 5, 2023