chobs

when a guy has a little tufty tash on his chin just below his bottom lip which looks like chin pubes!

jill:ryan wat the fuk is that on your chin?
ryan:wat u mean. i just like to be different!
jill:they look like chin pubes, shorter name for it chobs! is it cause u got a subaru?
ryan:no i got a panda!

by jill x x buckley March 27, 2009

choas

a weaponized pastry.

Choas don't kill people, apes with choas kill people.

by Be-Rad April 7, 2008

Controlled Chaos

A situation that can be described as a riot or a complete cluster fuck, but in reality, it is under the control, or at least started, by a group of insanely smart individuals (usually anarchists) in an effort to strike fear in a certain group of people (can be race, or people who live in a certain area), or for the sake of looting.

#1 "Dude! Did you hear about the riot downtown?"

#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."

by what-you-gonna-do? November 28, 2010

Choose-A-Belt

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007

King of Chaos

A "King of Chaos" refers to a typical online gamer, who's opinion of their own skill level, is actually a lot higher than their actual skill level. The term "King of Chaos" is actually a sarcastic term, indicating that the player is sup-par, and actually not a "King of Causing Chaos."

It is very typical for a "King of Chaos" to get frustrated in the middle of the game, call everyone on the other team a "try-hard," and rage-quit. Causing the "King of Chaos's" team to be a man down and eventually lose.

Frank: "Hey Randy are you going to get your kill/death ratio positive this game?"

Randy: "These kids on the other team are such try-hards, and I'm sick of it!!!"

Frank: "C'mon Randy, don't be such a "King of Chaos!!!!!"

Randy: (Disconnect........)

by Señor Hodeez January 25, 2011

kings of chaos

A game that starts off decent. You spend hours building up your guy, then the new age starts. So you give up

Yo all click my link (BANNED)

by kuponutmog April 18, 2005

chomsky

(n) A genius who tirelessly works to expose the murderous lies committed by the US government abroad.

I've never learned as much from school as I have from Chomsky's books!

by greg February 6, 2007