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Choking

When ur team cant win 1 of 3 games when they are in playoff contention.
The redskins are choking AGAIN.
by Advil211 July 27, 2017
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choking kink

someone who gets turned on by getting choked

(aka nart)
colin olive and puro: AYO iron dont choke nart they have a choking kink!!! iron: oh okay thanks for warning me!
by shintsukimiswife May 20, 2021
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Choking kink

When you get turned on by the thought of being choked or held by the throat
Tyler: *chokes Kai*

Kai: I have a choking kink :)
Tyler: AAAAAAA
by Katsu Chicken 🤍 September 10, 2022
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Choking Cheney

1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.
Pissed off and having nothing to punch I settled for Choking Cheney.
by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009
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choking chocolate

The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.
PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."

Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.

PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."

The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."

FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."

Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."
by thacaretaker October 4, 2010
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Choving

It's a woman who is looking quite young from in the distance, but when she's near you. SHE'S FUCKING OLD!
Hey look over there, she looks young! Oh she's coming closer! Nevermind, she's choving.
by possumlover2 May 24, 2018
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Coding

Crossdresser who shows up on message boards.
Coding you he, she....it!
by Coding March 27, 2003
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