childbirth

24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend

Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain

by Julie October 25, 2003

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011

child beauty pageants

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014

Summer child

A Conan Gray song that will absolutely DESTROY you

Rosie is THE Summer Child and will gatekeep the song to her deathbed

by Rorox. August 13, 2022

golden child

A person amongst a populace who everyone seems to love no matter what. The admiration for this person spans multiple factions amongst this populace, including those who normally do not agree on anything otherwise. This person is always thought of as a staple of the populace and even thought this persons presence was never constant they are remembered as if they were always present. This person is always remembered for the good contributions they made even above others who have strived to contribute even more.

see also likeable

Steve will forever be the golden child of the 2K hockey community

by Blackwind75 July 4, 2005

Chiatwan

A sexual instrument used for bringing yourself pleasurties.
It consits of a large net similar to a spider web that hangs about 5 feet long between two metal posts. In the center is a diaper with built in anal beads, and is usually enjoyed with a wedge of gouda cheese ( cheese sold seperatly).

I took a mean ride on the chiatwan last night. It was Delic'.

by Penis Crew January 15, 2006

Old Man's Child

A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/

by Limblessless January 17, 2009