Ray Charles

A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.

person 1: AHHH...

person 2: what dude?

person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.

by T.J. Dubz January 11, 2008

Charles Thompson

the epitome of a pussy

"Let's go drink on Friday."
"No"
"Dude don't go and be a Charles Thompson"

by CTSIENDS December 27, 2007

Charles Dickens

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.

A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

James Charles

James Charles is a manipulative person who tries to get other straight guys to think their gay. James betrays his friends for money. He twirks on video and it is very disturbing. His ticket prices are too much. He can't sing.

Friend: Who did Tati Westbroom just end?
Me: Oh, that's just James Charles, he's cancelled.

by Hahailiketohatejkbish May 11, 2019

Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.

Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"

by Sir Ector April 30, 2010

charles darwin

man who figured out evolution and wrote "origin of species" and revolutionized biology. Creationism is flawed and you don't have to be an atheist to accept this mans brilliant work.

ignorance is the only alternative to evolution.

by matt dold August 7, 2004

Charles

Someone who writes a word's actual definition on Urban Dictionary.

I wanted to see a funny definition for the word "tree", so I went on to Urban Dictionary and the first guy that posted a definition was a Charles.

by Baron Helmut Schnitzelnazi May 22, 2016