champagne supernova

When a person shakes up a bottle of champagne, puts their thumb over the top and then shoves it into the anus of another person. After a moment, that same person then drinks the explosive diarrhea-champagne mixture that explodes out of that person's ass like a water fountain.

Oh man, she bent over and let me champagne supernova her ass. I can still taste it.

by proud2bawesome January 5, 2011

champagne supernova

a place where you can go when you are high.

someday you will find me, caugth beneath the landslide, in a champagne supernova in the sky

by madferit March 14, 2003

Champain

When someone who is normally good company when sober drinks too much and their personality becomes painful

Chris is so cool except when he drinks too much he becomes a champain

by Powzy December 17, 2017

camplaigner

politics A person running (campainging) against the career, well financed politician, most often the already multi-termed incumbent who is generally unpopular, but whose endurance in office, despite multitudes of complaints, is legendary see: TEDDI KENNEDY. His (the encumbant's) bags of tricks are as large as the encumberring bags of looted taxes, illegal campaign contributions, and amassed-in-office personal wealth. All elections end, but the non-incumbent's complaning continues (ala: Al Gore).

1. We have not heard the end of the last election's camplaigner, the democrats.
2. Its mid-Septmber and the complaining and whining have already started. Usually the 'CAMPLAINER' does start until October in election years.

by Mosey Mann September 19, 2006

Champalagne

Fake ass champange.

Tim and Betty sat down at the table and ordered a bottle of the finest champagne to celebrate Tim's promotion.

Waiter: "Would you like to taste first?"
Tim: "Why yes"
Waiter: *Pours glass*
Tim: *Tastes* *Makes face of disgust*
Betty: "Champalagne?"
Tim: "Why yes Betty"
Tim & Betty: *Frown* :(
Betty: "I did say we should have gone to the restaurant over the road Tim"
Tim: *sigh*

by The Revolution of Jesus January 14, 2011

Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.

Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.

by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013