catholic school

a place where kids don’t act catholic at all because there parents made them go there. only goes to church when the school requires you to, were the ugliest uniforms, can’t have died hair nail polish etc., no leggings on dress down days, wears their skirts shorter than short. they just don’t act catholic at all. have to find a way to sneak their phone into class. they are the cheating masters! people go to school high as heaven. distracts the teachers to get off of topic so you don’t have to keep learning (especially religion class). public school kids are put to shame next to a catholic school kid. once a catholic school kid always a catholic school kid.

public school friend: hey how are you’re grades so high
catholic school kid: my teachers don’t know my ways but the kid next to me was pretty smart

by penguins💛🖤 August 6, 2019

Marquette Catholic High School

Marquette Catholic High School is the place where dreams go to die. You are surrounded by kids who think that their shit is pure gold, and not to mention the worst education in Indiana(Even though Indiana's Education is pretty for terrible). You have been warned of the dangers of entering this snotty barely prep school. #Seek better education.

The kids at Marquette Catholic High School are inbred and drug addicted.

by BlazerUp December 8, 2016

St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon

Most students use to be on piss and are in jail but ever since Mr Shields came pussyos took over. The only year that is entertaining is year 9 at written time (2018-2019). Also St Mary's is notorious for drill artist SL studying there.

When the head was Mr Ughwujabo:

"What school do you go?"

"St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon"

"Oh shit I'm sorry I'll leave you alone"

by TMGKendrik1994 June 13, 2019

Catholic Thunder

An extremely powerful and swift hero of Catholic lore. Considered half-ninja, half-laser, and half-robot to some. Illegal in 13 different states and Quebec.

Many days ago I was being beat with a belt by my great-grandfather, until, of course, Catholic Thunder rescued me with a ninja throwing bible.

by mr p nizzle April 12, 2010

Catholic Ugly

When you find someone very attractive but when you take a step back, they may not appear to be the most attractive person.

1: "I can't believe you think she's fit."
2: "She's only Catholic Ugly mate, you'd like her if you knew her."

by aguynamedlewis April 16, 2017

Catholic Retard

Catholic retards think they are better than every other fucking person and think that saying sorry to a fucking priest means they can do anything they want.

Known for raping choirboys in the ass, all while saying your bad for masturbating
What a bunch of cuntbag hypocrites!
What my retarded dad is.

The Catholic Retard had anal sex with the choir boys then confessed it to the priest so he could do it again.

by AnalobliterationGod! July 7, 2019

Recovering Catholic

1. An individual whom has come to their senses in realizing their foolishness in following a religion that is based upon archaic rituals and trite ceremonies that have nothing to do with the true intent of Christian Doctrine and Philosophy.

2. A person who realizes that is it better to treat all people with decency and respect regardless of disagreements on personal beliefs and lifestyle choices.

Joshua's Friend says: See that fellow there yonder! His name is Joshua and he is a Recovering Catholic!

Recovered Catholic replies: Praise the duck-billed platapus!

Joshua's Friend says: Amen!

by Fendown April 26, 2008