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An extremely powerful and swift hero of Catholic lore. Considered half-ninja, half-laser, and half-robot to some. Illegal in 13 different states and Quebec.
Many days ago I was being beat with a belt by my great-grandfather, until, of course, Catholic Thunder rescued me with a ninja throwing bible.
by mr p nizzle April 13, 2010
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