No condom rule

At risk that this definition is gonna get a more dislikes than likes (as the other definition of this have) I'm just gonna give a definition:
Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.

No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.

No condom rule.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.

by Mr Irrelevant September 24, 2016

Condom

trusty bag over your shaft....sometimes not trusty

im a g
condom broke 39 times
u wer the lucky one

by miker100 November 8, 2009

Condom

When you choke, ruin or bottle some activity or test. It is usually used in a negative sense, to indicate despair and failure. Mostly used in the Indian states of Uttar Pradesh and Odisha

Zaheer: How was your maths assignment?
Abdul : Condom.

Hukumdev: Tumhra angrezi wala paper kaisa gaya
Mulayam : Condom hoi gawa. Kucho samajh main nahi aya.

by Savarkar April 24, 2020

Condom bluff

The act of telling a woman you put a condom on while having sex in a dark room, then revealing to her afterwards the unused condom.

"Im gonna put this condom on, k" proclaimed Bob.
"Ok" said Jane.
"Guess what Jane." said Bob
"WHAT THE FUCK" said Jane.
"Gotcha with the Condom bluff" said Bob.

by Lesbianidas August 5, 2008

condom

A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat and means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on them (GOD FUCKING FORBID...) Perhaps they would prefer parenthood?

No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18 years...

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Candog

Usually a girl, who is loud and honks, has a passion for two year old stuff and lives everyday life as a "dog". They have an interest in either sex and will fart and burp when she can with her fanny pack open 24/7

"CANDOG! show us ya tits!"

by beechy February 1, 2008

Condom sack

Used as an insult for when someone is being more then a douche. Condoms have cum inside them after being used, thus making it more disgusting and just gross. A large sack of them is a lot worse then a douche.

You're such a condom sack man! Just go and punch him in the face!

by Kisma'as October 25, 2009