Calvin College 

A small private college in GR michigan. Its one of those "christian" colleges but whatever, those motherfuckers know how to party and dammmnnnn those girls can drink. You have to be careful though cause when you sleep with those girls cause most of them are going to college to get their MRS. degree. But calvin is famous for hott girls, so if you aren't pretty don't fucking bother to apply.The guys there, mostly pot heads. They don't give a fuck about anything because most of them are just going to inherit their families money.

Paula is going to Calvin college to drink for a year, get married then drop out.

Calvin College by kinfee kimperver November 26, 2010

[Calvin Chen] 

A Taiwanese singer/superstar, member of the boy band Farenheit with less than amazing looks, contrary to the typical image of Calvins. A name of great fame, glory, and manliness. Common qualities include good looks, humor, musical proficiency, tastefully sarcastic remarks, and a distinctive sense of confidence. However, it is not to be confused with arrogance, as they can at times be bashful in nature. Originally meaning bald, the uncommon name has been morphed into a name of greatness, and is to be worn with great pride.

Wow, Calvin Chen is the most awesome singer in the history of mankind.

[Calvin Chen] by Sects January 11, 2009

Calvin Harris 

Typical sellout, in his old days he was a cool electro/house music artist who released cool tracks like "The Girls", "Blue" and "Acceptable in the 80s". Now he's a pop star who releases chart music for kids and people who like pop music. He just releases tracks now where he provides some average bet for some horrible rapper like Tinie Tempah to rap over or for some chart singer to sing over. The fact more people like him now does NOT make him a better music artist.

Chart music fan: "Dude have you heard the new Calvin Harris song?"

House music fan: "Yeah I hated it, I miss the days when he used to be good."

Chart music fan: "Oh well, I love house music, artists like David Guetta, Calvin Harris and Avicci"

House music fan: (Shakes his head and walks off with his earphones on listening to The Chemical Brothers)

Calvin Harris by Propane_Nightmares May 27, 2014

Calvin's mom 

1. A fat bitch so fricken fat that she can't sit down because she will suffocate her self because of all the fricken fat on her neck , and her cram can't come in side so she wouldn't be able to get up.2. The biggest fat ass, lard eating, horse shit, skunk fucking bastard in the whole dam world.3.A big fat bitch that is a lesbian hoe.

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Calvin's mom by B1g Papa2728 November 1, 2013

Calvin Klein 

A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.

Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!

Calvin Klein by ChrisTheBoss May 21, 2022

calvin sutter 

A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.

Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.

Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick

calvin sutter by Awesome man who fucked your mo January 7, 2018

Calvin King 

Knows all the dirty stuff. Good friend but will knows all the dirty stuff like ALL OF IT. Most likely gonna be a Porn star

Calvin: Calvin king is dirty and has a fever

Calvin King by Reall dude February 19, 2019