Caffeinesnail

Great guy.

"I love Caffeinesnail"

by Not caffeinesnail July 8, 2013

Caffeineohollic

One who is addicted to caffeine

Alyson is a caffeineohollic

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Cuffed

When you aren't married it's said to be " trapped in a ball and chain" well being cuffed is similar. Basically it's being in a serious relationship. It means you are no longer single

"Ashley Robert Cuffed M̃ẽ!"
" omg congrats! Wait seriously? He dropped his hoes for you?!"

by Lilly tucked muffle August 30, 2017

Caffeeding

when you pull all-nighters because college is killing you and you need to pump yourself full of caffeine the next day since drinking vodka in class is frowned upon

"Why are you drinking so much coffee??"
"I'm caffeeding myself!!"

by taypsu2 February 14, 2018

Cafferkey

Scadinavian noun for a vagina.

Greg “hey Derek you got a penis?”

Derek “nah I have a Cafferkey”

by Castiel02 May 8, 2018

Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018

Cuffed

Had a sexual relationship with, past Ex, side chick, anyone willing to get the D.

Ya bro he had already cuffed her thats old news.

by yObOi October 26, 2018