cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016

Cactus Ass

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.

by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016

cactus sunset

Going down on a man after he has recently trimmed his pubic hair.

My man trimmed his bush last night so i treated him to a cactus sunset.

by Dishy lab November 16, 2016

Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017

Cactusism

Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.

I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.

by Dyl45 October 21, 2017

Cartistic

People who get a $30,000 car on their 16th birthday and spoilt with their old dad and 20 year old step mom and are very mean.

Jackson is so cartistic.

by Avisbidavis December 20, 2019

Cartisan

A top tier music lover with a real connection to the artists they listen to

Artists in their playlist must include (but are not limited to): Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, XXXTentacion, Travis Scott, ShooterGangKony, The Kid LAROI and Don Toliver

Not just a listener of music but a HEARER of music

"What song are you listening to?"
"Charlie 2."
"Oh shit. So you a cartisan?"

by thecartisan April 29, 2020