Definitions by ssmithsb19

Cactus Ass 

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.

Cactus Ass by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016