dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.

Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "

by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009

ConneC

A gang that first started in Chapel Hill, North Carolina and Durham, North Carolina, and is now spread through most North Carolinian cities and counties. Their flag color is green, and to get in, you have to commit a felony and fight 3 gang members for 2 minutes (but no face punches allowed) and you cannot fall to the ground at any costs.

Tyrone: Yo man you roll ConneC nigga?
Tyrese: You know it muh nig.

(White Kids)
Tyler: Hey dude, lets try to join that ConneC gang and be OG's.
Paul: Oh fo' sho' my nig.

by Anonymouz August 19, 2006

The Conan

When a network terminates a long-lasting relationship with one of its stars and then prohibits him/her from appearing on television for a set period of time.

This entertainment industry term comes from the 2010 Tonight Show conflict when NBC decided to give The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno, while previous host Conan O'Brien was given a contract prohibiting him from make any appearance on television until May 2010 and prohibiting him from returning to television as a host until September 2010.

MSNBC ended its contract with Keith Olbermann, and they're giving him The Conan for at least six months.

by The Cone-Files January 26, 2011

Conanned

Verb. The action of being unceremoniously and publicly ousted from one's employment, like NBC did to Conan O'Brien.

I got caught surfing porn at work again and the boss Conanned my ass in front of the whole office. Needless, to say, I'm currently looking for employment.

by SteveGuttenberg January 18, 2010

Conanized

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.

Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.

by Im4Coco February 3, 2010

connaislurr

When you are so drunk that you act as if you know all there is on a topic.
Really you are just hammered and talking shit.

This wine is from the same vines as the 1832 vintage you can tell by the blueberry, mango and pepper notes.......

I don't think this guy has ever drank this wine before. He's just drunk and talking out his ass. He is such a connaislurr.

by Thinking Drinks January 17, 2014

connecticut ass tickler

Its where a female shits inside a males anus. The female than proceeds to eat put the males ass while repeatedly spanking him and shoving her tongue deep inside the anus eating his and her shit until the anus is completely clean.

Did you see those men getting the Connecticut ass tickler last night?.

by Ashley63374747 March 10, 2014