The Chaos Insurgency used to be a Mobile Task Force of the SCP Foundation before breaking off and forming their own... Corporation? idk. Basically, they want to cause chaos (Hence the name!) by breaking into the SCP Foundations many sites and stealing the anomalous entities that are kept inside. They are mostly made up of escaped D-Class and Betrayers. TLDR; guys that want to destroy the SCP Foundation using their SCPS.
Janitor: YO BRO! THE CHAOS INSURGENCY IS HERE!!!!
D-Class 2324: D-BOIS RALLY UP!!!!!!!
Chaos Insurgent: I wish I died when I was escaping.
D-Class 2324: D-BOIS RALLY UP!!!!!!!
Chaos Insurgent: I wish I died when I was escaping.
by man of many mans August 27, 2023
a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)
by UrbanizedMotena September 10, 2022
by TwistedGamerGuy August 24, 2015
Girl 1: hey did you see that girl, she's making me question my sexuality.
Girl 2: oh, are you attracted to women?
Girl 1: nah, she's just my chaos crush
Girl 2: oh, are you attracted to women?
Girl 1: nah, she's just my chaos crush
by It.b.me February 05, 2022
One of the worst bands ever. Ever. Ever.
Made up of Travis, a poser, Rhett, a douchebag, and two other faggots nobody cares about.
Terrible band.
Made up of Travis, a poser, Rhett, a douchebag, and two other faggots nobody cares about.
Terrible band.
by Boss Playa Mistah Tayla April 29, 2009
When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.
Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.
by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017
Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: hyper-tasking.
While chaos-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.
The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.
The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.
by Prof K June 16, 2008