cell phone

Savior, Lord, God in heaven, Holy Spirit, the thing that saved me last weekend when i was too drunk to drive.

Thank fucking god i had my cell phone last saturday when my boyfriend fucked my best friend on our couch.

by Alli in wonderland October 28, 2007

cell phone awareness

the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...

dude my cell phone awareness is off i almost knocked over that stand!!!!

by theamazinggoldhillian April 13, 2009

cell phone

Old fashioned word for mobile phone. Still used in backward areas of the world.

A cell phone would be like one of those huge brick things with a long arial that people used to have in the 1980s. Now they are much smaller and known as mobile's.

by Terry September 12, 2004

cell phone

a fun little thing to have. i got mine when i was eight, for my brother's tenth birthday, lol. getting better and better, doing more things, faster, or efficiantly. so more people are getting them youger. theres nothing wrong with it so stfu.

7 year old girl= "Dad my friend just got a cell phone!"

Dad= "Well, I think its about time you get one."

7 year old girl= "FOR SERIOUS!? :"

by kccc =] June 27, 2007

cellphoneafile

It's when someone annoyingly dials and/or texts your cell phone. They finger fuck their own cell phone to try and get you to answer their multiple phone calls or reply to their repeated texts.

Often referred to as "blowing my phone up"!

Lilly: This asshole got my number off my facebook wall and he is cellphoneafileing me!

Cassi: What do you mean?

Lilly: He's is a is finger fucking his phone to death more than a pedafile on a playground does!

Cassi: Hahaha i get it!

by Lilly Devilin January 7, 2012

Cell Phone Justice

1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.

2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.

1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.

2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.

by mc7e June 20, 2009

Cellphoning

The ambiguous activity that takes place when one sees someone with their cellphone, but can't determine whether the person is texting or dialing a number.

Tim: "Hey, mom, who're you call-- text-- Uh, who're you cellphoning?
Mom: "Your mom."
Tim: "..."

by Death of Marat July 1, 2011