personality catfish

Someone who pretends to be nice and funny as and is actually boring and horrible in life , worse than catfishs

" hey I promise I'm an nice guy"
2 days later: "he was mean to me"
"Ugh, what a personality catfish"

by Caitlin&Bekah February 1, 2017

Upsidedown Catfish

A sex position for two lesbian women. One female is upside-down with her head in the toilet while the other is eating out her asshole. The upside-down female must have a hairy vagina to give the appearance of cat whiskers on the standing female.

Damn girl, We totally pulled an UPSIDEDOWN CATFISH last night, and that shit was good!

by OozingTwat6 June 20, 2011

Chastity Catfish

When you are lying down with someone and you have a life size stuffed catfish in between you and the other person.

When lying down next to someone and they are snuggling with a life size stuffed catfish instead of with you, you have chastity catfish.

by iraiseyourbluff January 2, 2012

Corona Catfish

Someone who is attractive while wearing a face mask, but significantly less attractive after the face mask is removed.

The bartender and I were talking all night, but I realized she was just another Corona Catfish after I saw the rest of her face on Instagram.

by tommydilfiger123 August 4, 2020

Covid Catfish

To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.

"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."

by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021

holy catfish

same as such words as holy crap and such. A good friend of mine says, "Holy Catfish!" when he is at work (at a school) so as not to swear in front of his class.

"Holy Catfish! I missed the turn completely."

by anonymous January 17, 2004

Dredged Catfish

This happens when a man has gone swimming nude in the ocean and he comes back to lay on the beach face down, falls asleep. After a few hours his penal unit is devoured in sand and smelling like seafood, Representing a Dredged Catfish

guy one "AWWW SHIT BRO, YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS DREDGED CATFISH"
guy two " God damn who does this boss think he is"

by TOAST + G DIDDY June 25, 2010