Cannabivore

An unidentified mammalian pest that consumes cannabis plants before harvest.

I'm pissed because a fucking cannabivore ate my plants last night!

by Tree.Skier October 12, 2018

cannabivore

Someone who consumes cannabis in an edible form such as food, desserts, candy, and etc.
Someone who consumes cannabis infused edibles.

The cannabivore is really enjoying the meal made by the chef.

by Cannabivore September 6, 2018

Cannabis smokers club

A cool club that likes to get dank everyday and is always high

Hey, I heard you got into the cannabis smokers club

by Rightinyourmind January 5, 2019

cannabis kid

Cannabis kid: a term used for a stoner adult who's been smoking pot at a younger age then others.

Friend 1: how long have you been smoking man? That rip was huge and you didn't even choke!

Friend 2: thanks man! I'm a cannabis kid been smoking since the womb!!

by MdVita January 23, 2019

Cannabirrhoid

Anal fissure or hemorrhoid that results when one coughs too hard while smoking cannabis.

My cannabirrhoids are incredibly painful, I smoked way too much last night.

by Notgwynethpaltrow February 9, 2019

Canna-R.E.M

The state of your body being asleep, but the brain is still subconsciously awake.

ex. After you and your friends smoke out, you go inside to watch TV. After you pass out, the slimes wanna go get pizza, and you immediately shoot up like you were never asleep.

Also referred to as insomnijuana

*watching the office*
guy 3: (passed out)
guy 2: yo is he good?
guy 1: ye he’s just in Canna-R.E.M rn. You tryna go get tacos?
guy 3: yo someone say tacos?

by insatiable_wolf November 5, 2019

Cannabridge

The bridge you cross when you found out someones cool to burn with!

I finally crossed the cannabridge with my boss.

by BryanBurrows March 4, 2020