Dingleberry Buffet 

A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!

He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.

Dingleberry Buffet by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

Origami Buffet 

While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.

I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.

See her over there? I OB'd her.

Origami Buffet by MrPear May 7, 2009

Penis Buffet 

When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.

I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.

And what a blessing it is...

I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.

Penis Buffet by Penguino162 December 16, 2012

Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad 

1) Something, especially something musical, that is incredibly, almost unbelivably horrible and is to be avoided at all costs.

2) Anything that causes the same gag reflex as the third repeat of "Margaritaville" or "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sung out of key by balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts and fish-shaped hats. (yes, that bad)

1)
Person 1 - Dude, don't go in there, the singer they hired is Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Person 2 - But it's my brother's wedding!... Wait, did you say 'Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad'?

Person 1 - Yup.

Person 2 - On second thought... I'll stay here... he probably won't miss me much. I mean c'mon, I showed up for his first, second, and third weddings.

Person 1 - Smart move.

2)
Girl 1 - Did you see her outfit?!!!

Girl 2 - Omigod, yeah. It was totally Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Girl 2 - I know! I threw up in my mouth a little when she walked by.

Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad by Lexi_Runner1 August 17, 2007

copper buffet 

the act of eating out ones asshole.the act of licking the asshole of one for an extended period of time.originating from eating asshole and the taste of copper.

that girl has a fat ass,copper buffet all night for me!

damn that girl is a sexy piece of ass,i'd take my tongue to the copper buffer with her.

copper buffet by blckstng96 December 18, 2009

mexican buffet 

A term commonly used buy mullet wearing, dickbag construction workers to describe a Porta-John and it's contents.

Hey, Rocco hold my hammer while I go and use the Mexican Buffet. That pimento cheese sandwich gave me the shits.

mexican buffet by Jupiter SacKFace February 6, 2010

Finger buffet 

The act of inserting the finger(s) into a females vagina

What did you do with Mary last night?

I gave her a finger buffet!

Finger buffet by Amdy Baines November 7, 2010