Buffalo Shuffle 

A term that originates from Longwood University of Farmville, VA that refers to a giant hill called the almighty Buffalo Street. Buffalo St, parallel to campus, is known for its couch burning, natty fumed righteousness. It is closed off on snowdays for sledding and pure raging. To do the buffalo shuffle is to walk up and down Buffalo Street, on the prowl for alcohol and roof chillin. Also, guitars.

hey what are you doing on this fine tuesday night?
imma do dat buffalo shuffle, my nigpops. heard hospital house is doin a three kegga bittttch!

Buffalo Shuffle by MFYDS September 5, 2010

Buffalo Lip 

A term for a woman who has large protruding vaginal lips with thick hairs growing from the edges. Neither inviting or attractive

that chick had the biggest Buffalo Lips I have ever seen! No way was I sticking the shlong in that!

Buffalo Lip by TeamJimmy October 31, 2009

Buffalo Grove 

A town considered to be in the "northwest suburbs" of Chicago. It is prodominantly Jewish. The better half of the town goes to Stevenson High School while the other half goes to Buffalo Grove High School.

Everything in Buffalo Grove closes before 9 o'clock except for Buffalo's Ice Cream Parlor so this becomes the late night hang out. Also, the popo pull you over for going 1 mile over the speed limit and bust every party they possibly can. They try to dominish our hopes of escaping boredom by becoming raging alcoholics or potheads.

High school students tend to go far away for college with high hopes that life isnt this boring everywhere.

Courtney: What do you want to do tonight?

Lauren: I dont know...the grove is so f-ing boring.

Courtney: I know...I guess we could go to Buffalo's for ice cream.

Lauren: Again? We've been there every night..Fuck Buffalo Grove.

Buffalo Grove by Rachel Greenberg June 24, 2005

Buffalo Blizzard 

When you build up a mega load. Then get a blow job and when you bust on the chicks face shake your penis fiercly so your load sprays all over her face like a snowy blizzard. its called a buffalo blizzard because buffalo is the snow capital of the US.

Girl: hows the weather in Buffalo?

Guy: Come over behind this dumpster and ill show you a Buffalo blizzard

Buffalo Blizzard by buttcheek6969 August 17, 2006

Buffalo Sabres 

The greatest fucking hockey team ever! They are well known for having the best, most loyal fans in all of sportdom!!

did you see that Senators game?
Yea, didn't the Buffalo Sabres shit on Emery's face?

Buffalo Sabres by sabre19 April 1, 2008

Buffalo Bill tuck 

the act when trying to hide the penis between the legs when having a boner, buffalo bill is a crazy nut job from the movie "The Silence of the Lambs" he tucks his penis between his legs when trying to be a women

situation1: you wake up in the morning and you have that morning wood, hot girl from school came to visit and theres no time for deflation, so you buffalo bill tuck it

situation2: in class the bell rings to alert the switching of classes, and for some bazaar reason as a punishment from heaven you get a boner, so in quick action you tuck that boner between your legs like a your burying a groundhog

Buffalo Bill tuck by shapshifter December 20, 2009

Buffalo Theory 

The "Buffalo Theory" is a comparative theoretical hypothesis which attempts to predict the cumulative effects of drugs/alcohol upon the brain over time.

The theory states that:
"damage to the brain brought about by excessive consumption, acts as a 'clean-up agent', damaging or destroying weaker brain cells before their sturdier counterparts, raising the proportion of the brain that these stronger brain cells represent, thereby improving the overall quality of brain output, through a process analogous to natural selection in animals."

Earliest records indicate that Giles **** originally published details of the theory to friends on a night out.

The name 'Buffalo Theory', comes from the analogy with natural selection, particularly within the buffalo community. Giles states that just as, "the weaker buffalo of the herd get picked off by predators, leaving the stronger, more intelligent members to procreate, the weaker brain cells are picked off by consumption, leaving those which are better suited to a drink-and-drugs environment."

Skeptics and criticizers of the theory widely believe that Giles announced his theory to justify his own excessive consumption, which he denies frequently by throwing empty wine bottles. It is also not yet known whether excessive consumption does in fact only kill off the weaker cells.

Critic : "You will kill yourself if you keep drinking/smoking/etc. like that."

Buffalo Theorist : "You OBVIOUSLY never heard of 'Buffalo Theory'. Idiot."

END

Buffalo Theory by Triggamortis March 30, 2009