Better Alon3

‘ a individual who gets hurt all the time and realizes that it’s better for them to be alone.

“ I’m better alon3 , leave me alone”.

by kaibando. March 29, 2022

betterboogergum

i wrote to show how much better than you at everything mostly at games, you little spammer.

(found him in games :o)

by writing betterboogergum you are showing how much better you are than this person right now.

by h4nt8i_real May 10, 2022

betterkevin

the act if being just 10 quadrillion times better than anybody named kevin.

Kevin: Im so much better than you no cap.
Person who is better than kevin: IM BETTERKEVIN!!!!1!!1!1
Kevin who is worse than Person who is better than kevin: OMG!1!!!1! NO WAY HOW?!??!?!?1!?!!??/1/? IM GOING TO DIE OMG OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies of being worse than Person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

betterkevin

THE ACT OF BEING BETTER KEVIN

kevin: IM BETTER NO CAP
PERSON WHO IS BETTER THAN KEVIN: NO IM BETTERKEVIN
kevin: WHAT NO WAY HOW OMG WHAT IM DEAD NOW AHHHHHHHH *explodes because he is worse than person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

Better

I wouldn't say better but...

Hym "Oh, I'm not much of an orator but you know what they say about orators: 'As long as they are poor the state and the people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public's funds, the conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people, and attack the democracy' ~ Aristophanes. Not that I'm the biggest fan of democracy... But I am an archetypal figure and multiple people have been intimated into the culture in their peripheral association to me. And, as a diagnostician, I'm like 2 for 2 over here. So, I wouldn't say 'better' but I'm sure I would do a pretty good job." 🤷

by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

Better Brian

This is the guy you want on your team. A common slang term the nice guy everyone wants to be friends with

Dude we have to invite Better Brian.

by Weallknow2Briansinlife January 27, 2023

Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.

Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.

by rattty March 15, 2007